The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth which has been kept through the dining world for several years. A smaller, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be accountable for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for many years. For a long time it is often forced upon patrons, without even being requested, using a restaurant meal. From the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation has become planned to guard innocent citizens using this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the federal government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Please read on to determine how SPIT promises to rid society of the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it out together with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery of the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story even more shocking, SPIT has additionally uncovered details about the mysterious good reputation for the fortune cookie. While it’s served following almost every Chinese food meal, the cookie was actually…produced in America! And, in California truth be told. Spend some time to soak that in…every one of the years you trusted you had been observing a Chinese tradition, you had been mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal from the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there’s 2 possible stories about how the fortune cookie was developed but nobody knows the actual truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was developed just as one act of kindness and thankfulness obtain to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Things That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from quite simple baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT as well as the government, are salt and sugar. The components a single fortune cookie recipe demands:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just like evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might often hear, sugar may be rumored to become linked with hyperactivity in youngsters. Moreover, sugar is clearly a problem that’s increasing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt have already been associated with higher blood pressure levels that is associated with heart disease. And, the worst is that we now have suggestions that consuming sugar can result in other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the Internet says that sugar may be much like a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the Internet, therefore it ought to be true. SPIT is just not prepared to touch upon the truthfulness with this fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Annually Are Produced2 .2 .2 .
All in all, this is the frightening finding from the members of SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are manufactured at an amazing rate of four billion cookies each year. In 2013, it had been estimated there were better than 7 billion people in the world. This means that every man, woman, and child…regardless of how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of the fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden tips for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, it may seem that SPIT has gone out to spoil all the fun of eating dinner for your favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new replacement for the unhealthy fortune cookie. Within the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that could replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your chosen calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. But wait…outside the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve your day-to-day Affirmation.
Forget about lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You are almost to the top level. This means you’ve further to fall.”
“A good way to get fit is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Perhaps you can survive the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is the fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You are freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody that thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Your hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and those shoes…wear did you make them?!”
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you then become an astrophysicist? The globe needs your talent.”
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Throughout these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes and a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to bring wellness to folks around the globe. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can also suppose that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Language Of Ancient Greece Civilization Link***
Several governments are already on-board together with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division of the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup because of this innovative alternative to the undesirable fortune cookie. The corporation may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for years and years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from your Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed from the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to become false because the products would’ve biodegraded ahead of when now. But, however ,, the cups are manufactured from a division of the Scyphus Group. And, from the ancient Greek civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Do you view a link? There might be a new conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire world”
But, back to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Obviously, Daily Affirmation paper cups may be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all. No longer would the thought of an after-dinner quote be restricted to china restaurant. All cuisines would begin to use the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…take your pick, the sayings may be translated into all languages. Suppose the world united a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, it is possible to thank SPIT for the idea.